Co-ed Dorms? Seriously?
Oh, no, seriously, thank you. I’m proud to not be associated with any of those fuckers. I guess…I guess a lot of them have their parents attitudes about the world, which seem to be, mostly, highly pretentious, and I guess I’ve got a lot of my parents in me too but…well, they’re different. I always thought that was a good thing, though a lot of people here would beg to differ, but what can you do? People are dickheads, if you’re here on scholarship I bet you can probably outsmart their asses.
Oh, I’m also in Parker Hall.
You bet right. But then again, that’s not saying that much, considering I heard some girls arguing over technicalities of swimwear today…
Nah, but you got the right attitude about it. Fuck ‘em. You’ve got brains and a level head on your shoulders and you’re not spending your time worrying about who fits in which box. If there’s anyway to get through life in this fucking place, it’s that way.